|citizen:||it's a bird!|
|citizen:||it's a plane!|
|*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*|
|superman:||it's a metaphor|
Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.